Why Mariah Carey is a Genius

Imagine that you are a 35 year old female singer (because mathematically that is what you are). Then imagine that you are hot and want to make a video where you wear a sexy school girl outfit, knee high socks and a glitter mini-dress. The only way to really do this and not look stupid is to make the scene plausible in some way. So you hire the adorable-ish but ultimately ugly geek from 30 rock, and you make the video your geek tech boy clerk's fantasy daydream. You get to wear all of your ridiculous outfits and not look gross - and that's the genius of Mariah Carey.

In women's magazine news, according to Redbook, married couples who have trouble communicating have trouble having satisfying sex. This is bad. Apparently some couples had more sex when they did such helpful things as talk to each other, know where each other was and what they were interested in. Also, best not to get fat and/or gross. Thanks for the fucking update.

And in other news - all cabinet colors now have food names. Would you like: toffee, mocha creme or toasted marshmallow?